The Love Song of Bangladesh Dupree

If you read Girl Genius, this will make perfect sense to you.

I'd loot for you
I'd sack for you
I'd bring every bit of plunder back for you
If that isn't love, it will have to do
until the real thing comes along.

I'd harm for you
I'd slay for you
I'd mangle, torture, and betray for you
If that isn't love, it will have to do
until the real thing comes along.

Oh, I was captain of my pirate soul
until the moment I laid eyes on you, Vole
Well, I can't blame you
Now I must tame you
If you try to leave me, I'll... restrain you

I'd lie, cheat, maim, murder and drown for you
I'd burn every city to the ground for you
If that isn't love, it will have to do
Yes, if that isn't love, it will have to do
If that isn't love, it will have to do
until the real thing comes along!

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