Things Poets Say When They Mean the Reverse

Fancy meeting you here.
Love your poem in (fill in the blank)
You haven't aged a bit.
Oh, my house is much messier.
Why, I'd love to come to your critique group.
Won't you come over and have coffee some time?
(Blank) is a great journal.
The cake was fantastic, but I couldn't eat another bite.
I loved NaPoWriMo: let's do it again next year.

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