Chaos Stalks Tri-Met

The Tri-Met buses are off of their base
they've got the right time, but they're lost in space.
The route map's turned to an urban waste
since Labor Day weekend went by.

I board in the morning with chaos in store
on a street thirteen miles from my front door.
I know where I came from but not where I'm for
since Labor Day weekend went by.

Yes, the schedule's all right but the map is a mess
and where I am headed, I can't even guess.
It's been this way now, I have to confess
since Labor Day weekend went by.

They'll fix it as fast as they possibly can
these wandering buses could frighten a man.
They might all end up in a big traffic jam
and no-one would ever know why!

I ought not make fun of Tri-Met, but really, it's getting a little silly...

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