Paper Cuts

Dear John, I'm sorry I can't keep my promise.
The following amount is now past due.
This is your termination notice.
The US Army regrets to inform you...

paper cuts
tiny, tiny wounds
can a person bleed to death
from paper cuts?

I thought of you today. I thought I'd write.
We were so sorry when we heard the news.
I wanted you to know, for what it's worth...
Hello: it's been a while, how are you?