You may be a satellite radio addict if...

you’ve sat outside your house for more than twenty minutes at a time or more than an hour in a week, listening to music.
you think KOIN and KATU are the names of news websites.
you’ve driven past your intended destination because you didn’t want to interrupt the song.
you’ve heard of “Charlie” but assumed it was the name of a DJ.
you refer to terrestrial radio as “old radio”.
you’ve forgotten the difference between AM and FM. And you brag about it.
you don’t understand how people can have heard a song but not know who performed it or what it was called.
you know the words to the only Rolling Stones song never released on an album.