Pseudoscience

My phrenologist tells me
I’ve a bump of direction
so don’t try to sell me
Rand McNally’s collection.
He says that my cranium
evidences the criminal—
don’t give me uranium,
I’ll blow up a terminal.
The frontal development
shows that I wasn’t meant
to be quiet and dull.
In fact (it’s extravagant)
he claims I’m a termagant
from the bumps on my skull.


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