Interactive Cafe
Went for some food on a grey soggy day
to the place that they call Interactive Cafe.
Booths made of bamboo and recycled plastic
eco-green seats certified ergonomic
fair-trade sustainable coffee and wi-fi.
I fired up the laptop, went searching for blue sky
but all of the menus dropped down monochrome
and then my poor flat-screen went dead as a bone
and "ITEM NOT FOUND" was the word of the day
in the place that they call Interactive Cafe.
The servers were standing as still as the walls
and wouldn't look up any tables at all
the cashier just muttered: "Not taking requests.
Our wi-fi is down. Our budget's a mess."
Now I'm trying to find the Interactive Cafe
but its portals are closed and my pings go astray.
Oh, I'm trying to find the Interactive Cafe
but "ADDRESS NOT VALID" the menus all say.
Collection available! Knocking from Inside
Saturday, April 05, 2008
Interactive Cafe
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6 comments:
DIngy!
What's on the menu? "Sorry, we're all out of connectivity today."
Clever, I loved it!
Amy
I'm with everyone else. Absolutely clever, funny...simple wonderful.
Nice! A sort of play on words! I like it!
Nice! A sort of play on words! I like it!
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