Character and Intensity of Precipitation

Moderate intensity; mostly benevolent in character. Raises flowers and nourishes crops.
Heavy. Spiteful. Comes with high wind; damages trees and power lines.
Light. Languid. Can barely be bothered to dampen the sidewalk.
Moderate, freezing. Malevolent. Sneaks up on you. Avoid driving.
Heavy without wind. Indifferent. Watch for local flooding and rising rivers.
Changeable with strong wind gusts. Mischievous. Eats umbrellas for lunch.
Light, with bright sunshine. Playful. Throws rainbows.
Heavy, with bright sunshine. Dangerous. Throws large hailstones.
Heavy disguised as moderate. Untrustworthy. Monitor voting record carefully.

Available! High-Voltage Lines, Knocking from Inside