Advice In Language He Can Understand

Do not drink it from a cup
Do not drink it down or up

Do not think it cures disease
Do not let it make you sneeze

You can use it on your clothes
Please don’t use it in your nose

Do not drink it from a glass
Do not swallow, gulp or gasp

Do not drink it from a tin
Don’t pretend it’s medicine

Use it to get rid of mildew
If you drink it, it will kill you

Do not drink it at a mall
Do not drink this bleach at all.

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