Life According to Jackson’s Chameleon

Haste is overrated. Better to proceed
deliberately. Keep an eye out

in all directions. (At once.) Test
your footing; once sure, clasp tightly.

It’s always best to blend in. Change
to match your surroundings.

Once prey is sighted, focus. Get depth.
Take up slack in your tongue—strike.

You are slow and fragile, without
claws, fangs or armor. Camouflage

is your sole defense. At all times
be prepared to change your color.

When not creeping, sway
from side to side like a leaf.

Beware of birds and snakes. Avoid
brightly colored bugs; they’re toxic.

Your shape is distinctive. Break it up
with vertical stripes—but don’t create

too much contrast. Be inconspicuous.
You will not be found.
You will not be missed.

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